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(no subject) [Aug. 24th, 2016|03:18 pm]
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Poll #2052485 What is the alt-right?

What is the alt-right?

A method of lifting weights
0(0.0%)
A thing in your car the mechanic says will cost $430 to fix
3(33.3%)
Like the right, but with expensive haircuts
2(22.2%)
The least fashionable dance craze of 1967
2(22.2%)
Teenagers who are into Hitler and anime
2(22.2%)
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(no subject) [Aug. 9th, 2016|09:56 am]
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Poll #2051487 When does summer end

When is summer over?

*extremely dork voice* Why, at the Autumnal Equinox, of course.
1(9.1%)
Labor Day weekend - US and Canada only
3(27.3%)
St. Cruppence Day - England only
0(0.0%)
When school starts up again
2(18.2%)
When the corn is high enough to hide our village's blood sacrifice
2(18.2%)
September 1
0(0.0%)
When your cookouts happen in the darkness and you're wearing a parka
1(9.1%)
When Halloween decorations return to the stores
0(0.0%)
Summer never ends at the island resort IN YOUR MIND
2(18.2%)
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(no subject) [Jul. 26th, 2016|02:36 pm]
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Poll #2050521 Best Non-Alcoholic Summer Drink

What is the best non-alcoholic summer drink?

Lemonade
3(25.0%)
Strawberry Lemonade
3(25.0%)
Iced Tea
4(33.3%)
Iced Coffee
1(8.3%)
Moxie and Milk
0(0.0%)
What's Wrong With Plain Old Water
1(8.3%)
I Don't Know, Like ... Mocktails?
0(0.0%)
Lime Rickey
0(0.0%)
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(no subject) [Jun. 8th, 2016|10:40 am]
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Poll #2046880 Who will win the US presidential election?

Who will win the US presidential election?

Donald Trump
0(0.0%)
Hillary Clinton
3(30.0%)
Jill Stein (Green Party)
0(0.0%)
Gary Johnson (Libertarian Party)
0(0.0%)
Mitt Romney, in a third party bid
0(0.0%)
Gloria La Riva (Party for Socialism and Liberation)
0(0.0%)
"The Dirty Daddy" Chris Dickinson (Team Pazuzu)
0(0.0%)
One of the lesser Draculas
4(40.0%)
Probably some Internet meme person
3(30.0%)
Franklin Roosevelt, for an unprecedented fifth term
0(0.0%)
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(no subject) [May. 27th, 2016|10:57 am]
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Poll #2045855 What is Memorial Day about?

This weekend, the US celebrates Memorial Day, which commemorates what?

Uh ... memorials
1(16.7%)
The troops?
0(0.0%)
That summer when Cousin Mickey almost got hit with a Jart
3(50.0%)
The first time you heard Bon Jovi's "Slippery When Wet"
2(33.3%)
The last time you called your grandmother, you selfish person
0(0.0%)
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(no subject) [May. 25th, 2016|09:16 am]
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Poll #2045648 What is today

I keep thinking it's a day later - so what is today?

Tuesday
1(20.0%)
Wednesday
0(0.0%)
Thursday
2(40.0%)
The first day of the rest of your life
2(40.0%)
Doomsday
0(0.0%)
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(no subject) [May. 19th, 2016|02:03 pm]
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Poll #2045198 Mad on the Internet

What is the best reason to be Mad on the Internet?

Politics
0(0.0%)
Religion
0(0.0%)
Others' terrible music taste
0(0.0%)
When the guy cuckolding you posts an email he sent to your wife
1(7.1%)
Gender of Ghostbusters
1(7.1%)
Your own terrible music taste
3(21.4%)
Grammar
2(14.3%)
Oversharing
0(0.0%)
Undersharing
5(35.7%)
Failure to appreciate the Young Bucks
2(14.3%)
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(no subject) [May. 6th, 2016|11:45 am]
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Poll #2044103 Trump's running mate

Who should Trump's running mate be?

Florida Gov. Rick Scott
0(0.0%)
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, wearing a ball gag the whole time
7(63.6%)
WWE Chairman Vince McMahon
2(18.2%)
Ivanka
1(9.1%)
A ferocious, snarling badger
1(9.1%)
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(no subject) [Apr. 26th, 2016|04:00 pm]
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Poll #2043254 After Democracy

What should replace the United States' dying democracy?

Rule by barely distinguishable colonels, one with an eyepatch
1(9.1%)
Beyonceocracy
3(27.3%)
Government by the most fashion-forward
1(9.1%)
Leaders chosen by skill at bar trivia
3(27.3%)
Same organization that honeybees have
3(27.3%)
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(no subject) [Apr. 22nd, 2016|03:01 pm]
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Poll #2042944 Best Dwelling

What is the best type of dwelling?

Free-standing house
1(10.0%)
Apartment or flat
1(10.0%)
Houseboat
1(10.0%)
Mobile home
0(0.0%)
Iron Age ring fort
1(10.0%)
Residential hotel
0(0.0%)
Emotionally abusive British boarding school
3(30.0%)
Monastery
1(10.0%)
Enchanted elven glade
2(20.0%)
My home is the road, son. My home is the open road
0(0.0%)
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