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What is the best super power? [Nov. 28th, 2016|03:21 pm]
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Poll #2058620 Best Super Power

What is the best super power?

Flight
5(38.5%)
Invisibility
0(0.0%)
Super strength
0(0.0%)
Always able to find free parking
1(7.7%)
Can make bland meals delicious with the addition of Shake n Bake
1(7.7%)
Some kind of laser beam or something
2(15.4%)
Sex powers
1(7.7%)
Control bugs
1(7.7%)
Super speed
2(15.4%)
The power of bargain hunting
0(0.0%)
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What are you doing for Thanksgiving? [Nov. 22nd, 2016|12:52 pm]
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Poll #2058277 Thanksgiving Plans

What are you doing for Thanksgiving?

Traveling to spend it with family
6(46.2%)
Hosting family
1(7.7%)
Friendsgiving
1(7.7%)
Blasting MDC, flipping off people buying turkeys
0(0.0%)
Dressing up like a pilgrim to drive home the need to flee the country
1(7.7%)
Thanksgiving was last month (Canadians only)
0(0.0%)
I live outside the US, you blouse
4(30.8%)
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How are you responding to the election of Donald Trump? [Nov. 16th, 2016|01:26 pm]
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Poll #2057865 Election Responses

How have you responded to the election of Donald Trump?

Staring at the wall in disbelief
3(21.4%)
Stress eating
1(7.1%)
Writing think pieces like you wouldn't believe
0(0.0%)
Regretting stepping on that butterfly when you went back in time
2(14.3%)
Preparing to unleash a political poem of earthshaking potency
1(7.1%)
Getting revenge on Chris Christie (applies to Jared Kushner only)
0(0.0%)
Joining underground cell of Steve Inskeep loyalists
0(0.0%)
Blaming everyone for everything
3(21.4%)
Realizing that "how can it get worse?" is a terrible question to ask
4(28.6%)
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Who's going to be the president of the USA?? [Nov. 3rd, 2016|03:25 pm]
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Poll #2056992 US election result

Five days to go! Who will win the US presidential election?

Donald Trump
0(0.0%)
Hillary Clinton
3(21.4%)
Gary Johnson
0(0.0%)
Jill Stein
1(7.1%)
Evan McMullin
0(0.0%)
The Chicago Cubs
3(21.4%)
Dabney Coleman, specifically the role he played in "Tootsie"
1(7.1%)
Cher
2(14.3%)
A semi-mythical animal
2(14.3%)
The last person you texted
2(14.3%)
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What is the best Halloween costume? [Oct. 25th, 2016|12:46 pm]
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Poll #2056307 Best Halloween Costume

What is the best Halloween costume?

Slutty Montesquieu
6(40.0%)
A political candidate of your choosing
0(0.0%)
Techno Dracula
2(13.3%)
Abraham Lincoln, but fat
1(6.7%)
Disruptive thinkfluencer who lives near Joshua Tree and does a shamanic podcast
0(0.0%)
Sexy Zika virus
1(6.7%)
That Alexander Hamilton fellow, but get this: he raps!
0(0.0%)
Waffles
1(6.7%)
Something from the news, those costumes are always great
0(0.0%)
Frankenstein having brunch
2(13.3%)
Other (specify in comments)
2(13.3%)
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(no subject) [Oct. 6th, 2016|10:03 am]
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Poll #2055144 Favorite autumn activities

What are your favorite autumn activities?

Apple picking
2(18.2%)
Driving down winding country lanes, looking at foliage
2(18.2%)
Sitting in front of a warm fire
1(9.1%)
Pumpkin everything
0(0.0%)
Participating in a pagan-ish ceremony to assure the return of the light
2(18.2%)
Voting
0(0.0%)
Going to old cemeteries, taking arty photos, being Goth as fuck
2(18.2%)
Apple cinnamon pumpkin spice sex
1(9.1%)
Screaming at people about the genocidal roots of Thanksgiving
1(9.1%)
I live in the Southern Hemisphere, you bladder
0(0.0%)
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(no subject) [Aug. 31st, 2016|10:54 am]
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Poll #2052926 Labor Day plans?

What are you doing for Labor Day Weekend?

Cookout with friends
1(9.1%)
Ironically, I am laboring
4(36.4%)
Visiting the president of Mexico in a vain bid to save my doomed campaign
3(27.3%)
Picketing Dunkin' Donuts for being out of toasted coconut
1(9.1%)
Labor Day was in May, you American goofy
2(18.2%)
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(no subject) [Aug. 24th, 2016|03:18 pm]
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Poll #2052485 What is the alt-right?

What is the alt-right?

A method of lifting weights
0(0.0%)
A thing in your car the mechanic says will cost $430 to fix
3(30.0%)
Like the right, but with expensive haircuts
3(30.0%)
The least fashionable dance craze of 1967
2(20.0%)
Teenagers who are into Hitler and anime
2(20.0%)
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(no subject) [Aug. 9th, 2016|09:56 am]
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Poll #2051487 When does summer end

When is summer over?

*extremely dork voice* Why, at the Autumnal Equinox, of course.
1(9.1%)
Labor Day weekend - US and Canada only
3(27.3%)
St. Cruppence Day - England only
0(0.0%)
When school starts up again
2(18.2%)
When the corn is high enough to hide our village's blood sacrifice
2(18.2%)
September 1
0(0.0%)
When your cookouts happen in the darkness and you're wearing a parka
1(9.1%)
When Halloween decorations return to the stores
0(0.0%)
Summer never ends at the island resort IN YOUR MIND
2(18.2%)
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(no subject) [Jul. 26th, 2016|02:36 pm]
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Poll #2050521 Best Non-Alcoholic Summer Drink

What is the best non-alcoholic summer drink?

Lemonade
3(25.0%)
Strawberry Lemonade
3(25.0%)
Iced Tea
4(33.3%)
Iced Coffee
1(8.3%)
Moxie and Milk
0(0.0%)
What's Wrong With Plain Old Water
1(8.3%)
I Don't Know, Like ... Mocktails?
0(0.0%)
Lime Rickey
0(0.0%)
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