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[Apr. 18th, 2016|04:01 pm]
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Poll #2042593 If you were president

In your first act as US president, you will:

Close the prison at Gitmo
0(0.0%)
Sign an executive order banning dildos
0(0.0%)
Fly to area 51 and meet the aliens
2(22.2%)
Passive-aggressively text a bunch of your exes from the Oval Office
1(11.1%)
Order scientists to create fat-free chocolate that tastes like chocolate
2(22.2%)
Pick a fight with Scotland
1(11.1%)
Appoint Prince to the Supreme Court
3(33.3%)
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[User Picture]From: maeve66
2016-04-19 04:03 am (UTC)
VERY hard to choose between the texting and the Supreme Court appointment.
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[User Picture]From: villagecharm
2016-04-19 03:27 pm (UTC)
In all honesty, the first thing I'd do as president is make plans to organize and attend my high school reunion.

"So, how are things with you? I guess you already know how things are with me! Hang on, just got a text from Putin."
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